The Digital Plumber
Apple Macintosh® consultancy, networking
storage & support for the discerning
creative
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Tech Support: 0911 752 0700
Enquiries: +44 20 3051
9050
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I write a monthly column on all
things Macintosh in The Association of Photographers'
IMAGE Magazine.
- Download IMAGE magazine articles
- Surviving Breakdowns: troubleshooting tips
- The List: software I find useful
- The Sites: websites and blogs of interest
Calls to tech support
cost £1 per minute from a BT phone. Charges from
other operators may vary. Line open 9am - 6pm
weekdays. Macintosh and iPhone are registered trade
marks of Apple,
Inc.
Straightforward, knowledgeable, experienced,
jargon-free, affordable, quick response. London
& South-East England.
HOW I WORK
• I'm an Apple Macintosh® consultant. I have over
20 years of experience working with Macintosh
computers and bring that experience and knowledge
to bear on every system I specify and problem I
troubleshoot. For quality of life reasons I'm
afraid I don't do Windows PC's. Sorry.
• I'm also a working photographer and AoP member, which gives me a
deep insight into how photographers use their
Macintoshes and enables me to optimise their
systems to best serve their needs.
• Consequently, my client base is largely composed
of commercial and advertising photographers, who
represent my preferred type of client:
high-turnover sole traders and micro-businesses. I
understand their world and they understand mine. I
don't tender for work or offer support contracts,
bulk discounts, "guaranteed service levels" or work
for medium or large companies. If you are one of
these, Google will offer a choice of
more suitable IT service providers for you.
• I work by appointment and make my best efforts to
be punctual. Nonetheless I respond as soon as I
possibly can to emergencies and, in so doing, may
be forced to delay a previously-scheduled visit. I
ask you to be understanding, on the basis that
should you have a similar crisis, you in turn will
move to the head of the queue.
FEES
• I charge a flat rate of £70 per hour for
consultancy on-site, with a £35 callout charge
within the area of London bounded by the North and
South Circular roads. Outside of this area my
callout charge varies according to mileage and/or
journey time. My minimum on-site consultancy charge
is for one hour. I use remote control and
diagnostic software whenever I can to minimise
callouts, and for this service I bill in 15-minute
increments.
• My premium rate technical support number will
cost you £1 per minute from a BT landline, of which
I receive about 70p. This number is only available
within the UK: if you are calling from outside the
UK, please dial +44 7930 312554 and I will time and
invoice your call in my usual 15-minute increments.
Please be aware of time zone differences.
• I offer 30 days credit for consultancy to
established clients with a good payment record. New
clients must settle my bill at the end of my work
session for them. I offer a 10% discount on my fees
for electronic payment of my invoice within 10 days
of its date of issue. "Electronic" means Bank
Transfer of any kind.
• Invoices for equipment sales must be settled on
receipt. All product descriptions and prices
E&OE.
AND FINALLY...
• Computers are complex. Despite it being very
reliable, there are an almost infinite number of
ways in which your Macintosh can misbehave. Nearly
all software has bugs. Despite my best endeavours I
can never guarantee to be able to fix your problem,
simply because its underlying cause may turn out to
be beyond my control and influence. That is why I
don't offer a "no fix, no fee" service.
Links to software, sites, blogs and
organisations that I find useful.
- Site Map: find what you're looking for here
- The List: software
- The Sites: websites and blogs
- The Association of Photographers: I'm also a commercial photographer and this is my professional association
